Currently watching: Merlin season 1
Currently listening to: Welcome to Nightvale : The Eternal Scouts
Currently reading: Allegiant
i think everyone thinks about becoming a prostitute at one point in their life
6th grade was a hard time for me
recent studies reveal that 100% of abortions are performed on people who do not wish to be pregnant and 0% of abortions are performed on conservative republican men
how about that
This is exactly why we have this technology
if this isn’t the best thing you’ve seen all day then I don’t know what to tell you
HOW DO PEOPLE FALL ASLEEP SO FAST I DON’T UNDERSTAND I HAVE TO CREATE AND ACT OUT A WHOLE FUCKING MOVIE LENGTH STORY IN MY HEAD AND THEN CONTEMPLATE THE MEANING OF LIFE BEFORE I EVEN FEEL TIRED AND THIS BITCH STARTS SNORING IN TWO MINUTES
Aziz is putting that marketing major to good use.
I like my women how I like my men.
That’s the joke.
I am bisexual.
SOMEONE HELP I DONT KNOW WHAT TO SAY BECAUSE IM NOT LUKE AND IM SCARED FOR JAKE’S SAFETY
This got 32k and the guy was in the bathtub the whole time trippin on lsd
me: *points at adult character who is taller, stronger and older than me* small child. must protect at all costs. shelter. very tiny
Cuddle weather? Fuck that. It’s hickey season. You can hide anything behind a large scarf.