none pizza with left beef
It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef
ive missed you
Currently watching: Merlin season 1
Currently listening to: Welcome to Nightvale : The Eternal Scouts
Currently reading: Allegiant
oh my frick
Oh My Frick
oh my frick
Science side of tumblr, I demand an explanation
Simple. What you see there is not wine, but blood. The four sacred glass mages are merely raising it up with their magic to present it to the Dark Lord in a feeble attempt to keep him from decimating their homeland
Thanks science side *tosses a biscuit*
"ooh this seems like a nice fanfic to rea-"
This came into work today. I shortlisted it and displayed it on my cafe counter.
The back said something like “He is into BDSM. (Batman, Dragons, Star Wars, and Magic the Gathering).”
The first paragraph starts like this:“I growl with frustration at my reflection in the mirror. My hair is fifty shades of messed up. Why is it so kinky and out of control? I need to stop sleeping with it wet. As I brush my long brown hair, the girl in the mirror brown eyes too big for her, stares back at me. Wait… my eyes are blue! It dawns on me that I haven’t been looking in the mirror—I’ve been staring at a poster of Kirsten Stewart for the past five minutes. My own hair is fine.”
my own hair is fine
oh my god where can i buy this
from the beginning.
until the end.
FUCK MY LIFE, I JUST BURST INTO TEARS.
Well, there’s the reason why he could have been the Chosen One too.
“Harry witnessed Professor McGonagall walking right past Peeves, who was determinedly loosening a crystal chandelier, and could have sworn he heard her tell the poltergeist out of the corner of her mouth, ‘It unscrews the other way.’”
Yes. Definitely, Benedict’s stunt double is worth being mentioned…
My God…. there’s a SPARE!
So nice to have extra ones.